tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-383590842011-04-21T11:15:07.087-07:00Genesis 1:24, 25 And God said, "Let the land produce living creatures according to their kinds: livestock, creatures that move along the ground, and wild animals, each according to their own kind. And it was so...And God saw that it was good.Maddihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02947121999664691881noreply@blogger.comBlogger31100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38359084.post-1166841243516487192006-12-22T16:49:00.000-08:002006-12-22T18:39:53.766-08:00How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?<br /><br />1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?<br /><p align="center"><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/23/3875/1600/461471/IMF063~21.jpg"><img style="MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/23/3875/320/654984/IMF063~21.jpg" border="0" /></a></p><p align="left"><br /><br />2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.<br /></p><p align="center"><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/23/3875/1600/381968/IMF064~22.jpg"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/23/3875/320/314642/IMF064~22.jpg" border="0" /></a></p><div align="left"></div><div align="left"><br />3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp! </div><p align="center"><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/23/3875/1600/829478/IMF069~43.jpg"><img style="MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/23/3875/320/705922/IMF069~43.jpg" border="0" /></a></p><p align="center"></p><br />4. Rottweiler: Make me.<br /><p align="center"><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/23/3875/1600/229232/IMF06E~44.jpg"><img style="MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/23/3875/320/836341/IMF06E~44.jpg" border="0" /></a></p><br /><br />5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.<br /><p align="center"><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/23/3875/1600/94438/IMF063~35.jpg"><img style="MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/23/3875/320/245941/IMF063~35.jpg" border="0" /></a></p><br /><br />6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!<br /><p align="center"><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/23/3875/1600/397333/IMF064~36.jpg"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/23/3875/320/906706/IMF064~36.jpg" border="0" /></a></p><br /><br /><br /><br />7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.<br /><p align="center"><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/23/3875/1600/164575/IMF065~17.jpg"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/23/3875/320/69813/IMF065~17.jpg" border="0" /></a></p><br /><br /><br /><br />8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.<br /><p align="center"><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/23/3875/1600/761706/IMF062~18.jpg"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/23/3875/320/547588/IMF062~18.jpg" border="0" /></a></p><br /><br /><br /><br />9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!<br /><br /><br /><p align="center"><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/23/3875/1600/357431/IMF069~59.jpg"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/23/3875/320/352143/IMF069~59.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /></p><br /><br /><br />10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.<br /><br /><p align="center"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/23/3875/320/944076/IMF16C~210.jpg" border="0" /></p><p align="left"></p><p align="left">11. Chihuahua : Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We don't need no stinking light bulb." </p><p align="center"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/23/3875/320/66524/IME161~411.jpg" border="0" /><br /></p><p align="left">12. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?<br /></p><p align="center"><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/23/3875/1600/944331/IME166~412.jpg"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/23/3875/320/142441/IME166~412.jpg" border="0" /></a></p><p align="left"><br /><br />13. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...<br /></p><p align="center"><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/23/3875/1600/966139/IM5B44~113.jpg"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/23/3875/320/718289/IM5B44~113.jpg" border="0" /></a></p><p align="left"><br /><br /><br /><br />14. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.<br /></p><p align="center"><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/23/3875/1600/796604/IME166~514.jpg"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/23/3875/320/742966/IME166~514.jpg" border="0" /></a></p><p align="left"><br /><br /><br /><br /><strong><span style="font-size:180%;">How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?</span></strong><br /><br /></p><p align="center"><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/23/3875/1600/607567/IMB93F~115.gif"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/23/3875/320/181665/IMB93F~115.gif" border="0" /></a></p><p align="left"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: </span></strong></p><p align="left"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">"How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"</span></strong><br /><br /><br /><strong><span style="font-size:180%;">ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF!</span></strong></p><br /><div align="center"><br /><span style="color:#ffffcc;"><strong><span style="font-family:georgia;color:#000000;">To view an</span></strong></span><span style="color:#ffffcc;"><strong><span style="font-family:georgia;color:#000000;">ther of my blog pages, click on Maddi's Spot, or </span></strong></span><span style="color:#ffffcc;"><strong><span style="font-family:georgia;color:#000000;">continue with me as we have fun with dogs and cats!</span></strong></span></div><p align="center"></p><span style="color:#ffffcc;"><strong><span style="color:#000000;"><p align="center"><br /></span></strong><a href="http://maddis-spot.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-family:georgia;">Maddi's Spot</span></a><span style="font-family:georgia;"> ..</span></p><p align="center"><span style="color:#ffffcc;">..</span></p><p align="center"></span></p><span style="color:#ffffcc;">..</span><br /><p align="center"><span style="color:#ffffcc;">..</span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/38359084-116684124351648719?l=dog-and-cat-fun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maddihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02947121999664691881noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38359084.post-1166830979438951082006-12-22T15:33:00.000-08:002006-12-22T16:46:16.973-08:00<strong><span style="font-size:180%;">WHY GOD MADE PETS<br /></span></strong><br /><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></strong><br /><br /><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">They help out around the house...<br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/23/3875/1600/253246/IMF16C~316.jpg"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/23/3875/320/134786/IMF16C~316.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br />They protect our children...<br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/23/3875/1600/673401/IMF16D~117.jpg"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/23/3875/320/407899/IMF16D~117.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /></span></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><br />They look out for the smaller ones...<br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/23/3875/1600/505349/IMF16A~118.jpg"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/23/3875/320/254666/IMF16A~118.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br />They show us how to relax...<br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/23/3875/1600/31017/IMF16D~219.jpg"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/23/3875/320/25482/IMF16D~219.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br />They "converse" with each other.<br /><div align="center"><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/23/3875/1600/883385/image02020.jpg"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/23/3875/320/572092/image02020.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br />They help you when you're down...<br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/23/3875/1600/676618/image02121.jpg"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/23/3875/320/570748/image02121.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br />They are great at decorating for the Holidays.<br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/23/3875/1600/27202/image02222.jpg"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/23/3875/320/686522/image02222.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /></div><div align="center"><br />They have "great" expectations.<br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/23/3875/1600/600851/image02323.jpg"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/23/3875/320/288102/image02323.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br />They are Patriotic.<br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/23/3875/1600/124613/image02424.jpg"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/23/3875/320/518717/image02424.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br />They are happy to "test" the water.<br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/23/3875/1600/904929/image02525.jpg"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/23/3875/320/358343/image02525.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br />They love their "teddies"<br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/23/3875/1600/84849/image02626.jpg"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/23/3875/320/155423/image02626.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br />They know who's "BOSS.<br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/23/3875/1600/793414/image02727.jpg"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/23/3875/320/618376/image02727.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br />AND - They know when we need a good LAUGH!<br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/23/3875/1600/582526/image02828.jpg"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/23/3875/320/272627/image02828.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /></div></span></strong></div><div align="center"><br /><span style="color:#ffffcc;"><strong><span style="font-family:georgia;color:#000000;">To view an</span></strong></span><span style="color:#ffffcc;"><strong><span style="font-family:georgia;color:#000000;">ther of my blog pages, click on Maddi's Spot, or </span></strong></span><span style="color:#ffffcc;"><strong><span style="font-family:georgia;color:#000000;">continue with me as we have fun with dogs and cats!</span></strong></span></div><p align="center"></p><span style="color:#ffffcc;"><strong><span style="color:#000000;"><p align="center"><br /></span></strong><a href="http://maddis-spot.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-family:georgia;">Maddi's Spot</span></a><span style="font-family:georgia;"> ..</span></p><p align="center"><span style="color:#ffffcc;">..</span></p><p align="center"></span></p><span style="color:#ffffcc;">..</span><br /><p align="center"><span style="color:#ffffcc;">..</span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/38359084-116683097943895108?l=dog-and-cat-fun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maddihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02947121999664691881noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38359084.post-1166830099368598552006-12-22T15:14:00.000-08:002006-12-22T15:28:19.376-08:00<div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:180%;">It is done by moving the corners of the mouth upward.</span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">LET ME SHOW YOU HOW.............</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#ffffcc;">..</span><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/23/3875/1600/783689/image03232.jpg"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/23/3875/320/966787/image03232.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/23/3875/1600/292756/image03131.jpg"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/23/3875/320/967337/image03131.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/23/3875/1600/169594/image02929.jpg"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/23/3875/320/690517/image02929.jpg" border="0" /></a> </div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/23/3875/1600/295730/image03030.jpg"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/23/3875/320/914536/image03030.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><p align="center"><span style="color:#ffffcc;"><strong><span style="font-family:georgia;color:#000000;">To view an</span></strong></span><span style="color:#ffffcc;"><strong><span style="font-family:georgia;color:#000000;">ther of my blog pages, click on Maddi's Spot.</span></strong></span></p><span style="color:#ffffcc;"><strong><span style="color:#000000;"><p align="center"><br /></span></strong><a href="http://maddis-spot.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-family:georgia;">Maddi's Spot</span></a><span style="font-family:georgia;"> ..</span></p><p align="center"><span style="color:#ffffcc;">..</span></p><p align="center"></span></p><span style="color:#ffffcc;">..</span> <p align="center"><span style="color:#ffffcc;">..</span></p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/38359084-116683009936859855?l=dog-and-cat-fun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maddihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02947121999664691881noreply@blogger.com0